• If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
   
• If God meant us to touch our toes, they would be further up our bodies.
   
• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
   
• Don’t jog – it makes the ice jump right out of your glass.
   
•  Do jog – it’s one way to hear heavy breathing again.
   
• I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound – apparently you have to show up.
   
• My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is!