THE BEST BUMPER STICKERS
AND
T-SHIRTS OF THE SUMMER

1.      I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won (around a picture of dandelions)

2.      So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

3.      I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

4.      God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends

5.      At My Age, I’ve Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All … I Just Can’t REMEMBER It All

6.      If It’s Called Tourist Season, Why Can’t We Hunt Them?

7.      Senior Citizen:   Give Me My Damn Discount

8.      Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog

9.      Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional

10.  Sweetie, If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen

11.  Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

12.  In America, Anyone Can Be President.  That’s One of the Risks You Take